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"Haiku error messages"

Posted by RickLee on 04-04-02 at 03:52z
I got this in email today. I don't pass along many things like this, but I thought this was priceless.

In Japan, they might replace the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages:

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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.


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"RE:Haiku error messages"
Posted by vgbaron on 04-04-02 at 17:01z
Rick -

ROFLMAO!

I just GOTTA use some of those in my programs!

Thanx,

Vic


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