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Ben Chiu Certificates/Ratings/Crew Stations: "Night Watchman" 05-19-02, 22:15z  Received this from Pat Duncan. It's bit off topic (the scrap yard was for aircraft parts), and I don't know how true all of it is, but it certainly sounds about right. Ben =============================== Boy if this 'taint the truth!!!! Subject: NIGHT WATCHMAN Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman, GS-4 position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two (2) people, one person to write the instructions, GS-12 and one person to do time studies, GS-11. Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Q. C. position and hired two (2) people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports. Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" so they created the following positions, a timekeeper, GS-09, and a payroll officer, GS-11, and hired two (2) people. Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative position and hired three (3) people, an Admin. Officer GM-13, Assistant Admin. Officer GS-12, and a Legal Secretary GS-08. Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost," So they laid off the night watchman. -= VPC OffLine Reader Version 1.1.0.0 =- Registered to: Ben Chiu -OLR.PL v1.76- Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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Subject      Author      Message Date     ID      RE: Night Watchman Mike_Greenwood 05-20-02 1   RE: Night Watchman andor 05-20-02 2   RE: Night Watchman James 05-20-02 3   RE: Night Watchman Vulcan 05-23-02 4   RE: Night Watchman Emile 05-23-02 5

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Mike_Greenwood Certificates/Ratings/Crew Stations: 1. "RE: Night Watchman" 05-20-02, 02:18z  >>Boy if this 'taint the truth!!!!<< Man, you got that right!! --Greenie **6 miles SSE KSJC** -= VPC OffLine Reader Version 1.1.0.0 =- Registered to: Mike Greenwood **** OLR.PL Build 1.73 **** Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

andor Certificates/Ratings/Crew Stations: 2. "RE: Night Watchman" 05-20-02, 05:28z  Sounds like the good 'ole roaring 60's in the shipping industry Ben Regards Andy 20' south YTRE Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

James Certificates/Ratings/Crew Stations: 3. "RE: Night Watchman" 05-20-02, 19:43z  ROFLMAO............ Typical of political incompetent politicians....... Regards, James (CONman) Anderson **** VPC OffLine Reader Version 1.0.0.0 **** ++++ Registered to: James Anderson ++++ **** OLR.PL Build 1.73 **** Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Vulcan Certificates/Ratings/Crew Stations: 4. "RE: Night Watchman" 05-23-02, 01:51z  ROFLMAO Oh I love it, and it sounds about right even on this side of the pond LOL Vulcan 8nm NE of EGCC **** VPC OffLine Reader Version 1.0.0.0 **** ++++ Registered to: Dave Wild ++++ -OLR.PL v1.76- Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Emile Certificates/Ratings/Crew Stations: 5. "RE: Night Watchman" 05-23-02, 07:11z  LOL This is a joke we have about the French people and their organisation Regards Emile EBBR Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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